Randy: “Did you know that I talked to Lorne Michaels, the Lorne Michaels of Saturday Night Live, and that I got Art Carney on Saturday Night Live?
Randy: “Yeah. For three minutes there, I was a king maker on the Great White Way.”
“I went to Miller Union the other night. I don’t know if I’m such a big fan of this farm-to-table thing. I ordered a Manhattan, thinking I’d be staying hip with the trends. And then the waiter asked me what bourbon I’d like in my drink. Without really thinking, I said Maker’s. The look he gave me indicated that he thought I’d be better suited at a Houston’s.”
Randy’s thoughts on what a warlord might say…
“This town is ours because the U.S. Army, with its long supply train and fat, slothful recruits from the third and fourth income quintiles, will never get here in time to stop us. Hahaha!”.
“Hahaha … first we destroy this squalid little place then we force Shariah law on the turd-like people of Oklahoma”.
“Had America not turned from Jesus we wouldn’t exist but that panty-waisted socialist in the White House will never send anyone to stop us. Burn the village”.
“Comcast has betrayed us for the last time. The villagers must die! Wait … there’s something on the beach …”.